The two area's i think this advertising campaign just decided to gloss over here are:
- Even though you might need to touch your death causing germ covered old soap pump to dispense soap, you're about to wash your hands with their fantastic soap that kills 99.9% of all germs. Where is the problem? You don't exactly dispense your soap then put your hands straight into your mouth. If you are doing this, please stop.
- What about your tap? you have to turn your tap on with your hand. Surely your tap (like everything else in your house) will kill you if you dare touch it. The most worrying part of all is that once you finish washing your hands with your nice soap that you didn't have to risk your life dispensing, you then have to touch the death tap to turn it off.
Cheers, The ITG.